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Tucker wakes up one day and King Dulamon’s staff is just sitting on his desk

Danny tries taking it back to the museum but it just shows up in Tucker’s room again

they give up taking it back when after the fifth return the head of the museum is like β€œlook we don’t usually just give up priceless historical artefacts but this thing is CLEARLY cursed as shit and the museum keeps getting covered in sand every time it disappears so if there’s a ghost that wants it back he can HAVE IT”

so now Tucker has this staff and doesn’t know what to do with it, he like, pokes it to see if it does anything to him again but it seems fine

except his room is always full of sand now

he gets a weird affinity for cats, all cats just really like him, and he suddenly likes them a whole lot even tho he was never really a cat person

and he gets really into gold jewellery, one day he keeps staring at his mum’s necklace until she notices and asks if he’d like to wear it, it’s only rose gold but it’s shiny and he likes it

he spends a chunk of his savings on some real gold jewellery, only low carat earrings and rings, but he can’t keep his eyes off some of the more expensive goods, Sam ends up gifting him a bunch of jewellery her parents have bought her over the years since gold isn’t really her colour

Tucker very happily decks himself out in his shiny bling, the three of them are very aware that this might have something to do with the staff, but so far it seems fairly innocent, Danny considers asking around at the Far Frozen about ghost artefacts and reincarnation

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spell check, according to the wiki it’s Duul Aman not Dulamon, my bad

So they figure out via info from the Far Frozen and some insight from Clockwork that after the first time holding the staff Tucker had the spirit of his first incarnation not really possessing him but sort of just, brutally dragged out of his subconscious, even though his current personality was restored he’s still got hangover personality traits bleeding through

using the staff gives him access to some of Duul Aman’s magic, much like the first time it mostly consists of psychic influence, he can wipe memories (which absolutely comes in handy on occasion), he can lowkey compel people to do things (unless they actively fight against it, he doesn’t use this power except in emergencies because he feels super gross about it), he also has telekinesis, a few basic ghost powers, and he can create localised sandstorms that can be used offensively, defensively or to move himself around

but as he uses it more it also strengthens his connection to his past life, but this time without the influence of Hotep Ra, so he can stay in control, but if he isn’t careful he can slip up from time to time and Duul Aman’s personality can overpower his own for a moment

anger is his most prominent trigger for this, Sam calls it a Pharaoh Flare-Up, and she and Danny sometimes have to help cool him off

first time it happens is when Dash snatches a gaudy necklace from him and Tucker, threatens to cut his hands off and shove them down his throat, in Amity Park it’s usually considered a good idea not antagonise someone when their eyes are glowing red so Dash very warily gives it back and keeps his hands firmly to himself

also enjoy some fanart I just really wanted to draw Tucker with some of his bling

I would love to pair this up with an idea I’ve had for a of a remake of the episode Infinite Realms.

When the gang end up in Salem their helped out by a witch. For whatever reason this witch knows her times running out, from old age or crazy townsfolk or ect, point being she’s already buried her Grimoire for safe keeping, and tells the kids where.

Sometime after the whole adventure the Mansons end up taking a trip to Massachusetts. Sam comes back grounded for running off to dig in the woods, and with a new book.

oh my god I literally wrote a side piece to this about Sam learning ghost magic with a grimoire this would line up with that SO PERFECTLY

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette


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Might I also add

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May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

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Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from β€œi can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

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Can haz snackytreat

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Having Ehlers Danlos Syndrome sometimes feels about the equivalent of being composed of jello and wet spaghetti. Nothing stays where its supposed to. Literally every single cell in the body is floppy, so fingers are definitely an issue for many of us. I can almost guarantee that for the majority of us, writing is not only slow and painful but nearly impossible at times. FIne motor skills? What even are those? An EDSer surely doesn’t have any of those. Even typing which is far easier than writing, is painful and daunting at times. But last year I joined the population of shiny zebras by getting fitted for a set of Silver Rings Splints and they are beyond magical.

For those of you who have not heard of The Silver Ring Splint Company, they are a company that custom makes finger splints that look like elegant pieces of jewelry. Don’t believe me? Well I can’t even tell you how many compliments I’ve received for them. Nobody even suspects that they might possibly be medical. But more importantly, they work amazing! I still have hand pain and finger dislocations when performing fine motor skills and writing is definitely not something I look forward to but I have saved myself thousands of painful dislocations, I can open doors easier, type faster, write longer and hold objects in my hands without looking like an alien from a sic-fi movie. With the rings on my fingers actually look like fingers rather than tentacles!

The company is also family owned and the people are so sweet and helpful!

If you are having trouble with hand pain, clumsiness and dislocations please check out this amazing company!

http://www.silverringsplint.com

I’m literally crying right now. I will be able to use my hands!!! As it stands I can’t do dishes, hold things, write, hold books, type, without pain or dislocation. Oh my gosh. This is a miracle.

@peaceypanic

those are gorgeous and that is amazing how well they’re working! signal boost!

I love these things. I use one for my thumb because due to arthritis I have very little strength/support in the joint and therefore often can’t do anything. My splint makes it possible for me to do my job, do the shit i need to do and not have as bad of pain. 

these are so cool


omg the first ehlers danlos post I’ve seen, this makes me happy!

this seems incredibly solarpunk, useful and beautiful at the same time

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4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

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